Lily’s Diary
by Lily
May 2
Oh boy. It doesnt take binoculars to see the mildew legislation
coming down the pike. Every few months the media find some new outrage
to blame on landlords. Okay, there was gross negligence at that
big complex in Bayview. I mean, how hard is it to figure out that
wet walls might have leaky pipes behind them? But why cant
they simply penalize the guilty party instead of passing more laws
making it harder for small property owners? If you ask me, it just
gives tenants more ammunition at the Rent Board. In fact, attorneys
say that in wrongful eviction suits, tenants frequently cite untreated
mildew (soon to become toxic mold) as part of their
case. My advice, keep on top of it. You know the remedies as well
as I do. The key is not to let long periods of time go by without
entering a unit to make an inspection. That should be a mantra for
all rental property owners.
May 10
Yes, yes, I know already, the rental market has slipped. Im
tired of hearing about it. My cousin, Hollister, had a vacancy in
her building on Corbett Avenue and only three people came to look
at it. Is that strange, or what? Rents are reportedly between 8
and 22 percent lower than a year ago. The median price home in San
Francisco is said to be around $550,000. My neighbor, Ellen (with
that knowing look from her work at Schwab), says that the market
will rise in the third quarter. How far real estate values will
have fallen by then is anyones guess. Realtor friends are
putting on a brave front but admit the fierce bidding wars are a
thing of the past. Do you wish you had sold your building when you
had the chance and got out from under the abomination of rent control?
And go where? comes the voice in the back of my head.
May 12
As soon as Poppy (in Apt. 5) received an inheritance, she ousted
her boyfriend (a loser, if I ever saw one) and started doing over
her unit. I heartily approved. Ordinarily, I would have put on some
restraints but shes a designer and has great taste. She had
professionals install wall sconces, built-in bookcases, and indirect
lighting. Shes paying and Im no fool. Now she wants
to remove the linoleum in the kitchen and have the wood floors sanded
and varnished since natural wood floors are preferred these days.
She wants me to pay half the cost, and, in light of what shes
already spent, Im more than happy to do so. Given the rent
laws, however, I wondered how to handle the transaction legally.
During the question period before last months SFAA meeting,
one of the attorneys suggested a written agreement, separate from
the rental agreement, specifically dealing with the floor payment.
The tenant presents the bills and I reimburse her for one-half the
cost. I think it will work.
May 20
Everybody knows its illegal for a landlord to pay a tenant
to move. A few months ago, an article in the Chronicle cited tenant
after tenant who had been bought out of their units
by owners who figured they would lose a years rent (the typical
amount of the buyout) and make it up in the long run. The article
assumed it was legal, but it isnt. Some attorneys say that
if you have some existing grounds for eviction (see the Rent Boards
14 just cause reasons), you might be successful in negotiating
a move. My friend, Marge, whose tenant took the money and then came
back and sued her for wrongful eviction, illustrates the downside
of paying someone to move. (Its a jungle out there.) Okay,
you say that in the real world people are making deals all the time
but, for obvious reasons, no one knows about it? Maybe. Be careful
and get an attorney who knows what he or she is doing.
May 26
A pal of mine, whos retired and has a new career attending
public meetings, tells me that at the Department of Building Inspection
theres a citizen advisory committee redesigning the current
lead restrictions on exterior painting to include interior painting
as well. Since many of us small property owners do our own interior
painting, this means we will have a lot to learn. Assuming a building
was constructed before 1979, were going to have to post warnings,
hand out pamphlets, cover everything with plastic. In short, we
will use a variety of approved ways to contain all the sanding dust,
then gather it up, and take it to a hazardous waste site. The most
annoying part is that we will have to report to DBI every time we
paint a room. This is no problem if you can afford to hire a painting
contractor for the legal requirements are part of their job. For
people like me, engaged in maintaining my own building, its
just another loop to jump through for City Hall. Am I becoming a
curmudgeon? Maybe.
The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the SFAA or the SF Apartment Magazine. Lilys Dairy is written by a long-time rental property owner who reserves the right to remain anonymous on the grounds that her tenants might gang up on her.. © Copyright 2001.



